Your ruler, thinking and communicating Mercury, is retrograde until the 14th. He's probably peeling you like a grape as regards to your purpose(s) and directions in life. You're discovering more and more behind the immediate superficialities of your pursuits; as you travel further behind the scenes, the glamour affects of situations shed masks, eye-catchy accessories and filigreed panties. You'll play perpetual catch-up while Mercury chortles and spins retrograde wheels. After the 14th, you are shot out of a cannon in more full-speed-forward fashion; you fall off a fence where you have been vacillating the most. Our jaunt through Pisces gives your aura a touch of mink; you have the ability to upstage deities and idols. After the 19th, your popularity is preposterous; so many want a piece of you; hold an auction, but hold-back on completely selling-out.
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Cancerian psychic Sheila LaRue tells me that she's hotter than Georgia asphalt right now. Sometimes one's nature is in sync with the times; other times one's nature is out of step with the times; anyway, timing is an imperative feature of fortune. Our jaunt through Pisces brings your chariot in line with a path of destiny; the hand of fate is goosing you toward exactly where you need to be. You are scheduled to arrive in a place that will ultimately demand that you flex and stretch previously unexercised potentials. Mercury's retrograde motion through the 14th suggests that you emphasize the trip more than the destination; travel light. Relationships smolder, burn and yearn through the 13th; your greatest insecurities periodically jerk their knees. Our entrance into Aries on the 19th coincides with a full moon in Virgo; twirl your spurs and prepare to influence others; your pity is tested.
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Our jaunt through Pisces generally throws you in a dungeon. Whether you are attending a fetish party or whether you are on the rack, you are confronted with issues of Power. Great, marathon soul wrestling best features a mythical soundtrack - perhaps something like Wagner's Tristan or Peter Gabriel's Passion. Worthy opponents trot into your scene - they press and stress you to build more brawn. Flex, dear Leos, you are on the verge of entering a terrain of big shots; our jaunt through Pisces is akin to a life & soul gym where you strengthen weak points and shed the dead skin of situations and dynamics that anchor your ultimate ascension. As we enter frisky risk-taker Aries on the 19th, you find an exit sign out of the underside before emerging into the world in emboldened fashion (go for dominatrix debutante ensembles).
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Relationships alternately vex and revitalize you. Virgo is the psychologist of the zodiac; your job as a Virgo is to define, identify and alphabetize the slippery and fantastic under-realms of life as they scamper out of hiding (chaotically). Virgo is also the purifier of the zodiac; you have a knack for encouraging and then cleaning-up the mess of necessary regenerative purges. Our jaunt through Pisces triggers catharsis, particularly in the relationship arena of Virgo. Suddenly, the nice turn naughty and what was previously hidden exposes itself like an exhibitionist popping out of cake. You'll ride the bronco of chaos, eventually soothing its freaked-out feral'ness. Your planetary ruler, thinking and reasoning Mercury, is retrograde through the 14th, encouraging an emergence of people and activities that were shelved in the past. As we enter irreverent Aries on the 19th, priorities lurch and shift.
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There is nothing quite like a psychic enema to end the zodiac year. Our trip through trippy Pisces (the last sign of the zodiac) beckons you to purify your life in order to ultimately lighten the load of your upcoming initiation festivities on the 19th (you don't have to trudge over thresholds bearing the same cumbersome crosses). Whether you are trying to ditch a vile habit or whether you are pursuing primal scream therapy (for that dramatically cathartic approach to psychic squeaky-cleanliness), you'll sacrifice something in order to make room for something else. Wherever you are trying to control your life the most is probably where it is most intent on doing a few impressively precarious skids and slides. Heavy decisions can feel like stones on your soul; perhaps the greatest feat you perform is to take that initially audacious, risky first step.
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Pisces is a giddy time for Scorpios. Yes, the usually hard-to-read Scorpio native is exuding a giddy vibration. Perhaps, the sun is even occasionally shining out of your ass. This is the time of year when your generosity is gorgeous and highly expressive. Sport love beads and spread your self around. Whether you are giving to the downtrodden or contributing to the wayward, your generosity is champing at the bit to express itself. Romance is a many splendored and multi-quixotic potential; rub elbows and hips with all sorts of interesting characters during the eclectically flavored Pisces season. Mars simultaneously points-out your magnanimity to the masses and many will seize this time to try and get a piece of you; thus, you are in a state of prioritization. As we enter Aries on the 19th, life beckons purges and re-organization.
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Our jaunt through Pisces occurs in the darkest, midnight terrain of your solar chart. The black, dank, usually ignored corners of your emotional world rattle their chains and moan with more vitality. Your inner child scampers out of a grotto throwing stones. This is the time to go inward and downward and illuminate what you had forgotten about your self while moving & shaking within the demands of public life. Mercury's retrograde motion through the 14th cajoles you to drop-kick an emotional pattern that only keep you in safe-feeling misery. Hibernation beckons you like a velveteen recliner chair through the 19th. Upon the 19th, endings beget beginnings; wear Mardi Gras beads as you trot out into life in regenerated fashion. Paw the ground and flare the nostrils in order to conjure determination and endurance - routes that lead to goals are long-haulish.
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Your powers of persuasion are potent and your versatility is vivacious. Hoola-hoop while doing stock trades; dictate memos while plotting great schemes. Negotiations that were previously shelved just might flow back into your life while Mercury is retrograde through the 14th. You are also apt to run across all sorts of sumptuous and sordid characters from your past; the question is whether you will greet these peoples of the past with a wink and hearty nudge or whether you will run for cover under the nearest table? Our entrance into Aries on the 19th riles your feelings about your self; whatever you have been ignoring is scheduled to erupt like an overzealous geyser. Aries is a warrior, so both self-aggrandizement and self-chastisement are bent on getting your attention, time and energy. Mars, the carouser, enters feel-good-inclined Taurus on the 22nd; the sensualist side of your nature raises an eyebrow for hearty and delicious conquests.
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Our jaunt through Pisces offers up some seriously eerie kismet where your dreams are concerned; cosmic affirmation abounds. You'll probably have to sacrifice a bit in order to attain the bigger, delicious person, place, thing or situation. Money madness (shifts! careens! here today, gone tomorrow, here again the day after tomorrow!) prevails while Mercury is in retrograde motion through the 14th. Madame Venus sweetens your worth & value as she enters Pisces on the 13th; your desire is in a dangerous mood, as well. As we enter audacious Aries on the 19th, your life maps are scheduled for re-routing; the trip is more wickedly delicious than the destination - embrace, fondle and grope the present moment. Mars enters Taurus on the 22nd, drawing your energy into Home.
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Your inner brute is beating the breast for expression; your inner warrior is wiggling the eyebrows for a few conquests; those proactive, aggressive flames of your essence are burning and yearning for action. This is the time of year when Piscean provocation is pulsating; life isn't so much about how you respond, but rather it's about the responses that you provoke. Through the 14th, thinking Mercury's retrograde antics in the Fish are apt to roil an identity crisis or two; perhaps, the whole point of this Mercury retrograde cycle is to assist you in mobilizing where you tend to get trapped the most. Madame Venus shifts into Pisces on the 13th, upping the ante of your visibility; an involuntary irreverence syndrome adds cheek to your presence (and threatens the competition). After the 19th, I smell victory (after much ado) for Piscean worth and value.
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