I know this choice will probably please no-one else on the site. Beth likes the bad boys, Katy likes 'em mature and knowing, and Sparkle wanted brainy babes. But hell, it's summer, and it's too hot to make conversation with the smart ones. And, as I've said before, in springtime a girl's thoughts turn to threesomes... so in summer a two-for-the-price-of-one deal is even more appealing. I basically just want to lie in a very large hammock all summer having drinks brought me by cute boys -- and what better than two brothers who could practically be twins? They're tall, dark and handsome, they'd look very good with their shirts off and I bet they tan up a storm.

So here, for your viewing pleasure, are Evan and Jaron of the eponymous pop group. (You could always ban them from singing.) Yum. They're so fresh and clean you could eat your dinner -- or anything else that might take your fancy -- off them. Don't they just look like they're crying out to be corrupted by a not-quite-raddled Tart with a lot of as-yet-untried fantasies about twins? Just imagine all that youthful enthusiasm multiplied by two! Evan and Jaron, bless them, are a blank slate on which one can write as many lubricious stories as one has the energy -- in summer -- to invent. So excuse me while I close my eyes as one of them rocks me in my hammock while the other one massages my feet with baby oil before covering himself in cold whipped cream...