We sprint through speedy, impetuous and impatient Aries. Physical, spontaneous and audacious, Aries swaggers through the paths of life while flipping-off rules, regulations, protocols and formalities. Often Aries will trail-blaze new routes rather than adapt to overly worn, predictable roads. Aries gets its kicks by throwing stale situations off balance -- screw complacent security (and conformity, too). Note: Emiliano Zapatista, famed Mexican Aries rebel, coined the phrase, "It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees."
Ares is the Greek god of war; Mars, the corresponding planet of Aries, is the Roman god of war; aggression is aroused; probably unorthodox (maybe criminal) ideas are flaming for realization. Struggle and competition arouse the Aries verve. Danger arises when the autonomous, head-banging Ram archetype turns into a mere sheepish member of the Herd. Dare to be different (and to differ). Aries is an active, experiential archetype; Aries will just go prove itself and its lust rather than entertain long-winded debates over the correctness of any action.
We kick-off April with a motivating trine contact between the extremely self-expressive Sun and strong-arming Pluto; competitive urges sharpen their horns and paw the ground; you'll have to exercise your cunning and your spontaneity to gain the contender belt; even one-celled organisms feel motivated during this influence.
Thinking Mercury feels especially scampish as he speeds into Aries on the 6th; his quickie two-week jaunt through the Ram goads ad-liberation antics and tantrums.
Miss Luna is full and ripe on the 7th while in diplomatic Libra. Compromises won't bend easily; the other side of every contentious issue blitzkriegs its way into negotiations. Achieving new balance (rather than maintaining old balance) is the ultimatum of a full Miss Luna amidst the Aries verve.
Madame Venus continues her self-loving trip through Aries. She pivots into forward motion on the 19th, spurring an onward, forward march toward acquiring the heart's desires. She's aroused some new definitions of self, as well -- dish them out. We simultaneously enter titillate-me-Taurus on the 19th, enhancing the motivation to get what (and who) you want.
Big Daddy Saturn, ruler of authority and formulas of success, moves into wickedly versatile Gemini on the 20th, further magnifying a fluctuating sense of success in personal fanfare and collective economics. Gemini is a writer; perhaps we need to re-write what exactly success means (the 90's script has become so passé).
On the 21st, thinking Mercury skids to a lope (and occasional loll) in don't-you-dare-push-me Taurus. The motion of Taurus is steady and deliberate (unless of course Taurus is pushed -- then run for cover as Bull-in-china-shop mayhem occurs). Concentrated, persistent efforts (and stubbornness) are highlighted.
Miss Luna is new in Taurus on the 23rd, triggering a month-long cycle of re-prioritization and re-creation.
Aries . . . Taurus . . .Gemini . . . Cancer . . . Leo . . .Virgo . . . Libra . . . Scorpio
. . . Sagittarius . . . Capricorn . . . Aquarius . . . Pisces
 Aries Hot damn. The season of Aries is like a match suddenly struck, its initial ignited flame reaching toward a sacrilegious cigarette within a bar in California ("No Smoking"); rebellion and faux pas' can be so refreshing and also quite illuminating. The thrills of beginnings are good for getting your rocks off; non-conformity arouses the proverbial hard on. You are an agent of change. Your life juices are roiled by new plans that you can actually roll into motion (like the heads of adversaries). Frustrations may continue to occasionally yank your cords until Madame Venus pivots into forward motion on the 19th, but you're feeling more potent and vital in regards to any obstacles and petty nonsense that have been blockading, taunting and diverting your vivacious verve. Venus' backward motion until the 19th can also assist you in culminating plans and relationships of the past that were previously inclined to misbehave (and thus interest you all the more). The Full Moon in Libra on the 7th is begging you to knock stale situations off balance; let loose a few hearty belches in scenes that are teeming with sphincter-gripping formality; you'll probably have to make a difficult decision (or two or three). Saturn's movement into Gemini insists upon new life maps; kick into new terrains with fiery Aries aplomb. Your versatility is accentuated for the next two years -- you're everywhere. |
 Taurus The Aries vibration prods you to go where you have not gone before. It also confronts you with uncomfortable issues that you have managed to thus far elude. Relinquish resistance to change that whispers unascertainable results; go for the ride of your life into the Unknown -- the horse of your soul wants to take you over a threshold into uncharted terrains. Your planetary ruler, vixen Madame Venus, pivots into forward motion on the 19th, sating some frustrated personal desires and soothing some kinky relationship issues that were previously vexing and perplexing you; you may now move forward with a more confident sense of the changes that you need to implement; you'll probably find yourself colliding with desires you didn't know you had until you trip over them; you'll begin to exercise a previously hidden (or ignored) talent (or two), as well. Big Daddy Saturn slips out of Taurus and into Gemini on the 20th; he'll cease harassing your patience with such vigor. You've changed over the previous two-and-a-half years; you now stand in the slanting rays of dawn; emphasize the journey rather than destination right now. |
 Gemini The Gemini essence is akin to quick trickster winds; the fire of the Aries season beckons you to leap across barriers like flames carried over highways with the wind. Collaborative efforts are featured; the chemistry of collective efforts is both tonic and explosive ¾ never a dull moment. Your planetary ruler, thinking Mercury, sprints into warrior Aries on the 6th, giving you a two-week period in which you'll be spurred to accomplish a lot (and really really fast). Big Daddy Saturn swings into Gemini on the 20th, accentuating a hard-core cycle of beginnings over the next two years; concentrated, vigilant efforts prevail. Also on the 20th, Mercury moves into don't-you-dare-push-me Taurus, allowing you to pause after the on-speed reeling of his previously quickie trip through Aries. Madame Venus, pivots into forward motion on the 19th, turning you toward the means that can reach desired ends. You'll have to be bold and influential, probably ticking-off a few people who are habitually inclined to resent bold, influential peoples; break outdated rules. You enter a cycle featuring new occasions to rise to; the tension is gorgeous as you build brawn by flexing your previously unexercised potentials. You are the epitome of the Initiate, re-defining your self and your life according to new emerging facets of your self (that replace old facets of your self that drift further behind you). |
 Cancer The season of Aries occurs at the most visible, zenith point of the Cancer solar chart -- cheers, you're a spectacle. Your authority is accentuated and also tested as we move and groove through war-mongering Aries; your pluck is impressive but maybe you'll have to occasionally fight the urge to fight as you experience a heady phase of re-prioritization. Your professional life dukes it out with your private life; your public persona battles with your soul; consequently, new balances in Life of Cancer become mandatory. Aries likes to move and shake; consequently life shifts are featured, particularly upon Venus' forward motion maneuver on the 19th; recouping old desires that slipped through the fingers elicits a sense of spunky motion. Your ruler, the moody Moon, is full in balancing Libra on the 7th, demanding decision amidst vacillation. Thinking Mercury speeds through Aries the 6th through the 20th, enhancing the need for quick decisions that cause ample reeling and reactionary roiling. Our movement into Taurus on the 19th slips you into niches that feature kindred souls and mutual back scratching; where you fit is featured. Big Daddy Saturn's movement into Gemini triggers a two year cycle of shedding ruts; you'll also experience a dissolution of the fears you have of shedding familiar, thus secure ruts. |
 Leo The brisk flames of Aries light a fire under the ass of your brainstorming and barnstorming, your spunk and enthusiasm. Aries is a lively archetype and it aims to motivate and inspire classically mighty Leonine conquests and heroics. Preposterous risk-taking arouses the life juices. The conceptual side of life is especially accentuated; you'll merge with great minds for those essential initial sparks of cleverness; the succeeding season of Taurus (19 April-19 May) enables you to give form to all the moving and shaking of your visions during the season of Aries. Your aura is exceedingly attractive and threatening -- utilize this magnetism for optimal victory positioning. The Full Moon in Libra on the 7th highlights necessary tedium that needs to be addressed within any whole picture; relationships feature bizarre extremities. Madame Venus, ruler of desire and relationship dynamics, pivots into forward motion on the 19th, enabling you to snatch-up or drop-kick that which has been mercilessly teasing you. Big Daddy Saturn steps into Gemini, accentuating a new cycle of responsibilities and influence; re-creation of self in the whole Scheme of Things is highlighted over the next two years; your versatility is exercised; the spread of your self rises and widens. |
 Virgo The season of fierce Aries triggers a stint of extreme regeneration; put any notions of civilized, pretty change in a fantasy chamber. Endings beget beginnings -- Phoenix cocktail anyone? Volatile, transforming second winds are emerging from within your usually sensible essence; permit your inner berserker plenty of elbow room for expression; notify significant others that your old worn roles are exploding and shape-shifting. Power plays are good for exercising previously unexpressed potentials within you; confronting fear enables you to seize life in extraordinary new ways. Make a splash; create a wave. Wilhelm Reich (an Aries) deemed the sex drive as a sublime creative tsunami rather than merely an instinct gunning one toward genital conquests; while your loins and lust are especially eager at this time, they can draw you toward salacious and profound feats. Your planetary ruler, thinking Mercury, is prodding your impetuosity as he sprints into Aries on the 6th. Mercury skids into deliberate Taurus on the 22nd, goading your stubbornness amidst collaborative efforts with others who are equally stubborn. Madame Venus, ruler of desire and relationship dynamics, pivots into forward motion on the 19th, putting a more confident spin on what you have been suspecting you want (and no longer want) since the beginning of March. Authoritative Saturn steps into Gemini, upping the ante of your responsibilities and influence in the public sphere over the next two years; your roles and images change shape. |
 Libra Screw diplomacy; you'll need to invoke audacity, perhaps even savagery, to go beyond surviving the season of war-loving Aries. The competition is rough; whip-out your own rasp and tough. Impetuosity prevails, ruining the most well-laid plans. Existing status quo is shaken, giving you opportunities to flirt with your own moxie. Wink at upset balance and also utilize your own dishevel-inclined hand in outworn scenes rather than exhausting your energy in maintaining safe stagnancy and familiar ruts that are itching to flip-out anyway. Smirk and smack the lips while indulging ad-liberation antics that squeal for expression from within you. Your planetary ruler, desirous Madame Venus, pivots into forward motion on the 19th; you crack the code that depicts who you are becoming and what you want (now). Big Daddy Saturn steps into Gemini on the 20th, beckoning you to implement a new cycle of nouveau plots, schemes and policy-making; there are new adversaries and scenes to conquer; you've transformed and so new priorities emerge to the surface of your life like birds taking flight from a statue of your history. |
 Scorpio Adventuring prevails. You are the imperialist on a mission; who, what, where will you conquer today? Or maybe your savvy will manage impressive damage control. Options are enticingly risky; you'll have to keep your wits about you because the impetuous nature of Aries wants to defy your usually tactical, scheming nature. The competition is tough, arousing extra flex of your rough. In order to poise yourself for surprises, you had best limber-up on a daily basis; trigger-happy impulses are baying for action; unknown results can work-up a stimulating sweat on the brow. You are an elimination expert and the first week of April features a theme of elimination while the motivated Sun and your planetary ruler, eliminator Pluto, join forces amidst the frisky, risky verve of Aries; the Moon reaches fullness in Libra on the 7th, providing you with an expose of what was previously hidden. Madame Venus, ruler of desire and relationship dynamics, gyrates into forward motion on the 19th, instigating a new phase of personnel changes around you; the ultimate chemistry of cooperation and trust (and anti-trust) can render surprising results; tense, suspenseful situations finally snap like enthusiastic sling shots. Saturn's movement into Gemini on the 20th whips-up a two year cycle of power reformation; how and where you throw your weight around transforms; old formulas of success gasp and wither, predicating a need for experimentation toward new formulas of success. |
 Sagittarius You are akin to the blasted tower card within the Tarot deck, spewing a new sense of thy true self out into the scheme of things; you are a disco inferno; your fire is fanned; your explosive tendencies are impressively effective. Your influence is hotter than Georgia asphalt -- lead us into temptations. Provocations are apt to slingshot you in all sorts of interesting directions; let spontaneity be your guide toward stimulating horizons. Decisiveness shall be off the cuff, particularly once Venus pivots into forward motion on the 19th while in ad-lib Aries. Opportunities to fly by the seat of your panties add a new saucy flavor to life, particularly as you have just ascended out of a dungeon. Writerly Mercury rips through bold Aries the 6th through the 20th, enabling you to compose new schemes of your fate; Mercury's entry into Taurus on the 21st enables you to give more form to the Aries compositions (and you'll sort out all the tedious details, too). Saturn throws his ample weight into your relationship arena for the next two years as he enters Gemini on the 20th; commitments and responsibilities breed as your inherent versatility seeks expression; relationship dynamics feature deluxe fluctuation -- you roller-coaster with others without a seatbelt. |
 Capricorn Illuminating darkness is your mission during the season of Aries. Groping is a featured activity. Nocturnal emphases include dreams, prowling and that which smirks and taunts in the dark. Your soul is seeking expression; she is flipping-off the confines of public roles, conformity and even the most adhesive of inherited traits. Your most limiting fears that go bangbang in the dank corners of your interior surface for confrontation -- it is impossible to elude these scamps this time of the year, so dance with them (preferably to sassy Latino rhythms). You are straddling a threshold between endings and beginnings; change ultimately shakes free chains. Wrestle free from cocoons of ultra protective and outdated formulas of success; let loose your strange beauty and prepare to flaunt it as we enter Taurus on the 19th. Madame Venus, ruler of desire and relationship dynamics, pivots into forward motion, also on the 19th; relationships with those who get under your skin the most experience re-formation. Your planetary ruler, authoritative Saturn, steps into Gemini on the 20th, opening-up a new two year cycle of what you contribute to the Scheme of Things; experimentation is exciting; your life is a laboratory rendering uncanny results. |
 Aquarius The Aries influence emphasizes both the criminal and police sides of life. Perhaps you'll find that you can get away with tax evasion or maybe you'll be put in the position of testifying against one who has broken one of the slew o' rules we exist within. You'll rub elbows and other anatomical regions with scoundrels and saints. Any re-routing of your life that you have been considering is subject to actual decision and implementation once Madame Venus pivots into forward motion on the 19th; the Madame rules over desire and relationship dynamics and so her forward-motion maneuver in let's-go-already Aries triggers bold initiative. Mercury, ruler of thinking and communication, speeds through Aries April 06th through 20th, enabling you to gather necessary information and the usual suspects in rapid-fire fashion. Big Daddy Saturn steps into Gemini on the 20th, invoking another cycle of beginnings in Life of Aquarius -- get seminal (and purge whatever is blockading or diverting seminalism during the season of Taurus:19 April -- 19 May). |
 Pisces Accomplishments include socially acceptable victories along with deliciously naughty deeds that elicit raised eyebrows, uncomfortable leg-crossing, throat-clearing and furrowed brows. Your feelings about your self are particularly accentuated; the warrior nature of Aries spurs you to either fight for your self or to fight your most virile enemies within. Your appetite is hearty; your cooking/conjuring abilities are particularly potent; feast on opportunities and cook-up a few sumptuous potentials (the riskier the better). Madame Venus, ruler of desire and relationship dynamics, pivots into forward motion on the 19th, snapping the tension of whatever situations have been suspense-fully teasing you. The Madame's forward motion maneuver also enhances your earning potential, especially with edgier talents that have made others squeamish in the past. Big Daddy Saturn moves into Gemini on the 20th, kicking-off a two year cycle of re-arranging where you hang your hats. Your soul is itchy for new expression and Saturn assists you in formulating nouveau soul exibitionism. How was your: March 2001 February 2001 January 2001 2000 Horoscopes: December November October September August July June May April March February |
