Get him while he's hot....

Yeah, yeah we know: Colin Farrell is Hollywood's flavor-of-the-month. To which we say: "Good! We'd love to lick him from head to toe." But being experienced old sluts (Ooops, we mean, "women of the world"), we do know enough to realize that we better get our Colin Farrell fantasies up and running before he self-destructs and goes the way of Russell Crowe or, worse, that grand daddy of studs-turned-duds: Marlon Brando.

You see, we've been hearing all sorts of rumors about this talented Irish actor: tales of excessive drinking (gee, you think?); hiring a personal assistant just to book and keep track of his dates (I'll take Tuesdays!); the usual whispers that arise when one is discovered by Kevin Spacey, directed by Joel Schumacher and stars with Tom Cruise (gee, you think?); and... well, who cares anyway? On the plus side: he stays up all night and is getting a divorce after a marriage that lasted for an even shorter period of time than some Tarts who shall remain nameless.

Final impression: excellent fantasy material. Best of all, he's like a Ken doll crossed with G.I. Joe. He comes with a whole set of cool outfits - a cowboy get-up complete with floor length duster; multiple military uniforms, ranging from sweaty grunt to earnest lieutenant; impeccable three-piece suits; rough-hewn linen shirts and tattered trousers; and, of course, the naked option for those of who like to get right down to it. Check him out in all sorts of movies to see for yourself (the list appears below). We especially recommend "Tigerland" for lots of sweaty, muddy, sexy shots, or "American Outlaws," where he plays Jesse James and proves he can ride hard, be put away wet and still look good in the morning.

Hint for all you immature thrill seekers: if you rent "Tigerland", heads up on the scene where he and a buddy have sex with a woman they pick up while on leave. Right after the woman exits, freeze the shot and advance clip by clip as Colin stands up and walks across the room. His true qualifications will be abundantly clear. We rest our case.

Filmography
As you can see, Colin Farrell's been busy. You'll see a lot of him in the theaters next year:

1. Alexander (2003) - Alexander the Great
2. Veronica Guerin (2003)
3. Daredevil (2003) - Bullseye
4. Farm, The (2002) - James Clayton
5. Phone Booth (2002) - Stuart Shepard
6. Minority Report (2002) - Officer Ed Witwer
7. Hart's War (2002) - Lt. Thomas W. Hart
8. American Outlaws (2001) - Jesse James
9. Tigerland (2000) - Roland Bozz
10. Ordinary Decent Criminal (2000) - Alec Lynch
11. David Copperfield (1999;TV) - Milkman
12. Love in the 21st Century (1999;TV) - Mattie
13. War Zone, The (1999) - Nick
14. Falling for a Dancer (1998;TV) - Daniel McCarthey
15. Ballykissangel (a 1996 TV series) - Danny Byrne